couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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