I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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