god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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