If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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