Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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