yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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