I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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