ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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