He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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