look no pants
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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