...so i touched it.
that's an acceptable place to lick
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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