problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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