his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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