I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he fucked my hip out of place.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
