Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
