Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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