Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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