well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize