I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
should my penis look like a turkey
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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