do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
my liver is dry heaving
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Randomize
