is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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