What a fucking waste of an outfit
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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