he shaved USA in his pubs
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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