do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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