Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
ugly people sure do ruin things
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You ruined the universe
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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