The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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