I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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