I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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