You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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