i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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