How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
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