did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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