Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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