so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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