it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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