I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
the raccoons are back...
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