I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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