Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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