Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
my liver is dry heaving
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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