Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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