: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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