We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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