you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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