I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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