on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
4 words: hood of his car
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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