if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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