I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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