Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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