I will die if light touches me.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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