Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
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