If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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