1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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