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(256): View more from Alabama

Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...

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(510): View more from California

Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.

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(727): View more from Florida

whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I found a hair colour I want in a porn.

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(+61): View more from Australia

we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...

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