why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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