420 ftw
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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