Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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