So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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