are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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