new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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