Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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