so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize