tell your sister to shave her snatch
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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