Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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