She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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