Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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